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Dyna Jim
06-30-2005, 06:09
Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things a bit clearer.

IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON... you get three meals a day
AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON.. you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.
AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON... they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK... you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON... the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK... they are called managers.

Have a Great Day at WORK!! :bigeyes:

Space
07-04-2005, 09:38
That's good. :kod:

Aces
11-18-2005, 08:03
Just one addition...

Carson City prision is now the proud employer for 'Outlaw Cycles' built by true outlaws. It's thier newest prision industry. They are actually using prison bars cut down for fender struts... Or I could pay to learn how to build bikes... I hear they don't get to test ride them very far though....

K - B
11-18-2005, 10:51
Yup, that was pretty good Jim, you don’t mind if I plagiarize it do you?

Here is the article on the inmate made cycle.
http://bikernews.obworld.com/index.cfm?d=news&p=read&newsid=829

Aces
11-18-2005, 11:41
Sheesh, I read the news clip yesterday, and by today, already screwed up the name of the company. Thanks for posting the actual article K-B.